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[grilletto]

considering that one wants me to kill him
and the other one is one of the biggest dicks i've met
yeah, i'll definitely owe you
i don't even know how i got signed up

[riptidequeen]

[Wow, that's... something there, Mista.]

Maybe someone who thought you needed a date did it?

[grilletto]

why would someone think i needed a date??

[ MISTA WHY WOULD LAPIS KNOW? ]

[riptidequeen]

I don't know?

[She doesn't know your friends, Mista!]

[grilletto]

well i definitely
don't need one
i don't know what the hell they were thinking
it's not like i asked for it or anything

[riptidequeen]

If you say so, but...
I don't think whoever signed you up did it to be mean? And hey, it is for a good cause after all.

[grilletto]

oh yeah shit
it is for charity
but they still should have banned those assholes

[riptidequeen]

[Language, Mista.]

Well banning people wouldn't be very charitable, either.

[grilletto]

well to them maybe!!
it would be charitable to ME
i mean you can't tell me
that there's not someone out there
you would rather punch than go on a date with them

[riptidequeen]

...

... Well yes, but thankfully for me, they're not here.

[grilletto]

so you know what i mean
it's not about charity
it's about
survival or something!

[riptidequeen]

[She's kind of hit a... Low place because of Mista's earlier question.]

Well here's hoping the ones you don't want to win don't win.

[grilletto]

[ if only he knew, forgive this stupid boy ]

yeah
that's why i'm trying to cheer you on
you're a cool
uhhh
lady
gem
so what i mean is
even if you don't win we can still hang out
because i owe you either way

i'm not trying to make a joke
but you're a real gem
even if you did spray toilet water in my face that time

[riptidequeen]

I don't think you're the first to make that comment?

So don't worry about it, and yeah we can hang and that was freshwater that just happened to be in a toilet!

[grilletto]

oh seriously?
thank god
because i honestly went home
and washed my face a shit ton of times

[riptidequeen]

Really? You did that?!
That's funny.

[grilletto]

well yeah
it came out of a toilet
what the hell else was i going to do?
can't just walk around with toilet water on your face

[riptidequeen]

You could have just dried it off?

[grilletto]

you know what people do in toilets
don't you?

[riptidequeen]

No, I mean they sit on them but that's all I know.

[grilletto]

that's where we
you know
"do our business"?

[riptidequeen]

... Business.

[grilletto]

yeah business

[ god please let her understand ]

[riptidequeen]

Wouldn't it get cramped to do business on a toilet? You guys keep them in small rooms after all.

[SHE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND.]

[grilletto]

[ oh shit wait ]

what kind of business
do you think i'm talking about?