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[riptidequeen]

No, I mean they sit on them but that's all I know.

[grilletto]

that's where we
you know
"do our business"?

[riptidequeen]

... Business.

[grilletto]

yeah business

[ god please let her understand ]

[riptidequeen]

Wouldn't it get cramped to do business on a toilet? You guys keep them in small rooms after all.

[SHE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND.]

[grilletto]

[ oh shit wait ]

what kind of business
do you think i'm talking about?

[riptidequeen]

You know, the kind you do in a store?

[grilletto]

yeah okay no
it's
different
like what happens when you guys eat?

[riptidequeen]

Normally we don't eat?
But the goo just kind of sits in our form, I guess?

[grilletto]

what

[riptidequeen]

What?
Did I misspell something?

[grilletto]

okay i have a lot of questions
but first
i guess
i should explain

do you know what shit is?

[riptidequeen]

I know it's a word someone your age probably shouldn't be using?

1/2

[grilletto]

chill i'm 19

humans have shitty bodies
so anything we eat ends up as waste
well almost anything
we suck up the vitamins or something
and then the rest has to come out

does that make sense?
kind of?

and then a moment later, at least he tried

[grilletto]

sorry
crappy
not shitty i guess

what a goode boye

[riptidequeen]

I... kind of get it?

And 19 is nothing to me, remember.

[grilletto]

well to me it means i'm an adult
but the point is
what goes in your body is good
what comes out and goes in the toilet?
yeah it's pretty nasty
and you wouldn't want that water on your face
i guess some people are into that though
but i'm definitely not

[riptidequeen]

I see.
Sounds super gross and weird, humans are so weird.

[grilletto]

it's normal for us
but yeah it's always gross
makes a little more sense, right?

[riptidequeen]

Yeah it does, a little.

[grilletto]

oh good
i really didn't wanna have to
give you nasty details
kinda surprised that no one ever explained toilets before
since i mean
you've been around a while

i don't mean you're old though
just you know

[riptidequeen]

Most of that time I spent trapped in a mirror, so I didn't get to learn a lot about humans.

[grilletto]

oh
sorry
but hey if you ever have more questions
i can definitely help you out
probably

or if there's anything you wanna
talk about?

[ even mista can read into a text message that much ]

[riptidequeen]

You don't need to apologise, you didn't know.

And nope, I'm good. Good luck with whomever wins you in the auction.

[grilletto]

yeah well
it's a standing offer
got it?
so anytime
i mean it