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[riptidequeen]

A lot of folks don't know much about me, actually. [And maybe it bugs her a little when she lets things slip out of the whole liking a person and trusting them.]

And woe, must be hard living your life.

[sarcaskick]

It really is! I couldn't even finish my lunch today, I was so stressed out.

Do you know what lunch is.

[riptidequeen]

It's a midday meal that humans have.

[Come on, Mercury, she's not that out of touch.]

[sarcaskick]

[How is he supposed to know!!]

Well, what do you know? You'll blend right in in no time. Other than, you know. The whole blue thing.

... Do you eat?

[riptidequeen]

[Well, he could learn if he wasn't so Mercury about things!]

I don't need to eat, I could if I felt like it.

[But she doesn't, so she doesn't. Eat.]

[sarcaskick]

[He's learning by asking obnoxiously!]

... Seriously? So what do you run off of, then? Please tell me it's not garbage.

[riptidequeen]

Human souls.

[She gives that answer with the most deadpan expression, even though it's not the truth.]

[sarcaskick]

Oh, yeah? I ought to be safe, then. Common opinion seems to be that mine's kind of unappetizing.

["Rotten", is the word, or "toxic".]

[riptidequeen]

... [Lapis can't help but laugh.] I wasn't serious, and it's magic.

[Seriously they don't really go into detail what Gems run on or are made from. But hey they do get tired and need to rest so they do have a weakness.]

[sarcaskick]

Oh, trust me, I wasn't taking you seriously. If I actually thought you might try that, we'd be having a very different kind of talk.

[The kind that he's more familiar with, to be honest.]

[riptidequeen]

I'm not really big on fighting, so I doubt you'd have fun with that kind of talk.

[She's just guessing that's what he means by a different kind of talk, that and she hasn't invested in a bottle or jug of water to carry with her just in case things get hairy. And she can't summon her wings.]

[sarcaskick]

[Good news, she's right! It's... not hard to figure, really. He isn't difficult to read.]

I can have fun with all sorts of things. I'd find a way.

[riptidequeen]

[Yeah she's kind of getting what he's about. Kind of.]

Oh? I'm kind of curious what ways you'd find to have fun with someone like me.

[sarcaskick]

See, because it's you, I'm going to assume you didn't mean for that to sound the way it sounded to me.

[riptidequeen]

Hey if you take what I say the wrong way. [She just shrugs, no skin off her nose if he gives a real answer or not.]

[sarcaskick]

... Well the kneejerk reaction was "sex thing", but besides that I don't know what you do outside of digging through trash for "art supplies".

That, and being sarcastic, which I can at least respect.

[riptidequeen]

[Pffft, she should have expected sex thing. But it still makes her laugh a little.]

I read, either books or things on the device, and watch the fish in Caihong. And it's a good way to keep the wrong kinds of people away.

[sarcaskick]

... You watch fish? Don't they just kind of... you know. Swim?

[???]

[riptidequeen]

Yes. It's relaxing.

[Not everything has to be about excitement, Mercury.]

[sarcaskick]

[ b u l l s h i t ]

What do you do when you want to get wild? Watch paint dry?

[riptidequeen]

Well, the last time I got wild I dropped a barn on one of the leaders of my people.

[Lapis is very much the stay at home and read types of people.]

[sarcaskick]

... Okay, see, that? That sounds like a story worth hearing.

[riptidequeen]

Not really. I was just helping my friends, and if I was going to be treated like a traitor I might as well be one for real, you know?

[sarcaskick]

... Were you a traitor before that?

[riptidequeen]

No, only mistaken for one.

[She sounds bitter, it's a touchy subject for her.]