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[riptidequeen]

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Lapis Lazuli 🌊 Steven Universe
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moonblessing 🌊 Iris
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[riptidequeen]

[Not really, she's pretty sure no one believes her when she mentions how long she's been alive.]

Flattery won't get you far with me, kid.

[sarcaskick]

What about insults? You actually look eleven thousand and it's terrible.

[riptidequeen]

...

[Pffft, she just starts to laugh at that. The insult would work better if Gems actually aged.]

[sarcaskick]

[Ah, and yet--]

Looks like that got me somewhere after all.

[riptidequeen]

[Heheheh.]

It was just so, hah, stupid.

[sarcaskick]

Harsh. You'll hurt my feelings like that.

[riptidequeen]

Like you have any.

[Ah, she takes a breath from all that laughing.]

[sarcaskick]

You already know me so well! I'm touched.

[riptidequeen]

I had a hunch.

[And now she's going to get back to going... where ever she was going.]

[sarcaskick]

[He's still tagging along, as he probably will until he gets bored or distracted.]

... So is five thousand even old for whatever you are? What's the scale?

[riptidequeen]

Gems don't really keep track of our ages, since we don't actually age.

[So if there is a scale, Lapis doesn't know it. Or care about it.]

[sarcaskick]

So you just... came out looking like that?

[riptidequeen]

No, I was wearing a dress.

[And she is most definately in pants now.]

[sarcaskick]

... That doesn't make it more normal.

[riptidequeen]

[She shrugs.]

It's normal for Gems.